This seems like a flashback to my Myspace days and all the surveys I'd complete instead of studying for finals. But here are five things you need to know about me before your photography session.

5. I will be more patient with your children than you are during your session. Do not worry about the time or getting the perfect shot. I just need you to look at the camera or at one another. Do not worry about correcting the kids. Chances are they are going to make the best smile when you are mid-scold. I got you and I will redirect. 4. I want you to look your best. If I notice that your hair is out of place, I am going to ask if you want me to fix it. 3. I have no boundaries. Well, that's not true. I have good boundaries. But there's no TMI with me. I have gotten consent from a client before to reach up under her dress and pin it to make it a better fit before her photos. I did not bat an eye. 2. You make the final call. If you are over photos, we can be done. If you want to keep trying to get your favorite pose, we will keep going. I will offer suggestions, but I will not force a child (heck, even a Dad) to finish the session if they are not vibing with me or the day. 1. You'll get your proofing gallery within three business days so you can select your images for editing. Keep an eye on your e-mail!